Jokes and Riddles

i forgot to post the jokes and riddles yesterday so i will post them now. here r the jokes and riddles of this week:

Jokes:
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jordnjack:

Q: What do you call a cat and a stop sign combind?

A: Octapuss! (Octa = Stop Sign) (Cat = Puss)
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Q: What did the magician do when he got so mad?

A: He pulled out his hare!
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Mcfreddy:

Three silly pirates were stranded on an island. One day they find a geunie lamp and rub it. The guenie comes out and grants them each one wish. One sailor asked to be really fast. He thanked the guenie and swam through the ocean. The next sailor asked to be really strong. He thanked the guenie and swam throught the ocean. The next sailor asked to be really smart. He thanked the guenie and took the bridge.
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Riddle:

The answer to last weeks riddle was...... A FENCE! Some of you guessed that i think.
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Mcfreddy:

What is greater than G-D
More evil then a devil
Rich people need it
And poor people have it?
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Find out the answer in next weeks jokes and riddles!
dont forget to send your joke(s) and/or riddle(s) with your chobots name to tsadokmt@aim.com
and dont forget the answers! i pick the first 3 jokes and the 1 riddle but dont worry i still will put your joke or riddle on the site for next week if i didnt put it this week.

*Someone told me it on Chobots but i forgot who.

~mcfreddy