Riddle and Glitch Help

hello guys. guessmyname didnt post for a while so ill post for him i guess. lol. here are a few riddles:

1) David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
2) If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
3) If coast is spelled C-O-A-S-T and roast is spelled R-O-A-S-T and most is spelled M-O-S-T . Then how do you spell what goes into a toaster?

enjoy! these r easy i know. well here is a joke:

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus, with a huge bundle of toys.

Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The question is: Who was the survivor? Look down for the answer.


















The perfect woman survived. She's the only one that existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.

***Women stop here. That is the end of the joke.
***Men keep looking down.











So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving, and that explains why there was a car accident.


By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.

i like the joke. rofl. sorry men and women and santa claus.

there is a glitch where if u log on chobots.com u get chat banned some times bc chobots is on safe mode. go to chobotsaayush.tk and close your chobots tab with your acc that is chat banned and log on it on chobotsaayush.tk and it should be fixed. it worked for cptestninja. if this doesnt work for u contact a mod or u r doing it rong. lol

UPDATE: I just realized when i logged on to chobotsaayush i had the same problem. u cant fix the glitch.
UPDATE: Cptestninja told me to keep refreshing. idk if it will work but u guys can try it. As some of u know chobots.de has no chat on night bc the mods r sleeping so maybe chobots.com did it too.